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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 07:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>“money doesnt buy happiness&#34; factoid actualy just statistical error.</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[“money doesnt buy happiness&#34; factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is happy with money. Twitter Elon, who bought a website full of people who hate him, is an outlier adn should not have been counted&#xA;&#xA;shorts]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“money doesnt buy happiness” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is happy with money. Twitter Elon, who bought a website full of people who hate him, is an outlier adn should not have been counted</p>

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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 19:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>When Jordan 🅱️ Peterson wrote his Tweet about how there are &#34;cathedrals...</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[When Jordan 🅱️ Peterson wrote his Tweet about how there are &#34;cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see&#34;, do you think he was talking about cathedrals in the Moldbugian sense&#xA;&#xA;#shorts #what]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Jordan 🅱️ Peterson wrote his Tweet about how there are “cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see”, do you think he was talking about cathedrals in the Moldbugian sense</p>

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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Dec 2024 18:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>(parallel universe where cats are sticky):</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[(parallel universe where cats are sticky):&#xA;&#xA;Can you help me bro my cat is stuck on the ceiling &#xA;&#xA;#shorts #what]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(<em>parallel universe where cats are sticky</em>):</p>

<p>Can you help me bro my cat is stuck on the ceiling</p>

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 19:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>in hindsight cohost was the pdf of social media</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[in hindsight cohost was the pdf of social media &#xA;&#xA;shorts]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in hindsight cohost was the pdf of social media</p>

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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>naming yourself mr beast and renting the pyramids is soo antichristcoded.</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[naming yourself mr beast and renting the pyramids is soo antichristcoded. bro is false prophetmaxxing&#xA;&#xA;#shorts #what]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>naming yourself mr beast and renting the pyramids is soo antichristcoded. bro is false prophetmaxxing</p>

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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>You know what I&#39;ll just start writing my stupid little thoughts here so I don&#39;t...</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[You know what I&#39;ll just start writing my stupid little thoughts here so I don&#39;t have to worry about &#34;polluting&#34; my &#34;professional&#34; feeds&#xA;&#xA;shorts]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what I&#39;ll just start writing my stupid little thoughts here so I don&#39;t have to worry about “polluting” my “professional” feeds</p>

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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 17:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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