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go and play HOLE holey shit

Just saw someone drive by in a F-150 with a poppy sticker on the hood, and that's either one of the most cursed German types of guy ever discovered, or the one immigrant I want to see deported

Severance season 2 got me acting unwise (thinking I could pull off a suit+turtleneck combo)

I write down shit like “clean shoes today” on my todo list and will tell myself every morning for three months “today is the day i finally tick that off and clean my shoes” why am i like this

  1. create a map of which toilets are most likely clean at any given time

you can follow me on Shucks. I'm literally on Zork. I deleted my account on Fleg. I'm crossposting from Sneeze to Kachow. I had an account on Flingz but they closed down. Don't go on Gelb it's full of nazis. Can someone give me an invite to Tamyamyam? I'm on the congolese Trorg competitor, you probably haven't heard of it. What's your @ on Kegro?

NEW BOT NEW BOT

lets go everyone i made my first bluesky bot

https://bsky.app/profile/alien-screens.bsky.social

eggbug has been reduced to a soup-like homogenate

I picked up Hell Let Loose on Epic and man I'm such a sucker for shooters without health bars. I will die 50 times before scoring a kill but it will feel soo good. Also you can play as artillery crew for the 20:0 KD, thats cinema game design babyyy

#gamer(derogatory)

Update RE: yesterdays post

I'm sorry but the 2024 Count Orlok has 0 (Zero) drip. Macklemore Thrift Shop ahh looking mf